There Lived A Certain Man In Russia Long Ago

Let me tell you story about Russian people:
There is man running through forest
He is chased by Siberian tiger
Tiger fast and man tired
Man look back but keep running
Ahead of man is cliff edge
Man fall but catch himself on vine
Tiger come to edge but cannot reach man
Below man is big fall, certain death
Above death, below death
Man see a berry growing off cliffside
Man eats berry
Berry taste terrible, worst taste in life
Man let's go of vine, rather die than taste berry any longer